Les Lapins Crétins

Les Lapins Crétins is the kind of channel that makes perfect sense when you're six and your brain moves faster than your parents'. The Rabbids, those manic, toothy creatures from the video game universe, star in episodes that barely pause for breath. Each short runs around seven minutes, built around sight gags, physical comedy, and the occasional baffling plot about invading a kitchen or stealing a vacuum cleaner. German dubbing is the default, but honestly, the show relies so little on dialogue that language almost doesn't matter. The channel's schedule loops the same episodes in blocks, which is standard for Kids tv Switzerland, repetition is the point. What's less common is how few commercial breaks they run compared to other Swiss kid-friendly channels. It's essentially a nonstop Rabbids feed, and for parents who need a reliable screen to park a toddler in front of for twenty minutes, it works. Not subtle, not educational, but brutally effective at holding attention. If you want to watch Les Lapins Crétins live, this Tvivu stream is the cleanest you'll find online.